i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
do herpes really smell.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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