I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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