i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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