All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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