Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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