he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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