So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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