Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
vagina is talking i cant
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New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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