Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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