Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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