I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?