Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.

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(240): View more from Maryland

He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(706): View more from Georgia

In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.

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(650): View more from California

I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.

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(416): View more from Toronto

I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty

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(260): View more from Indiana

Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?

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