Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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