I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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