Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
23 Insane Reasons People Got Fired
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life