Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.