he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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