I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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