you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
try to milk me bitch
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