Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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