When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
When are your genitals available?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
