I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my being single is dangerous.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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