hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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