he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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