So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon