id be glad to
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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