So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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