Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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