when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
She announced her abortion via fbk
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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