Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
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Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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