But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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