im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
this is an emotional support booty call
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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