if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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