I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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