Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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