This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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