Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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