I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Randomize
