nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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