i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
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I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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