i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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