? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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