Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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