I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
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I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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