Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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