if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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