We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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