Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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