My room smells like vodka and shame
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
