I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
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every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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