i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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