You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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