so explain again why im purple
no
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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