i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
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I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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