im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
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I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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