But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Did I show you my penis last night?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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