all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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