In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
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I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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