My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize