Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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